The Most Beautiful Quotes and Sayings about Life.

It just seems like overkill when you already have a dagger and I have superpowerful magic at my disposal.‘Superpowerful?’He stood up, a gold chain dangling from his fingers. Let me remind you of two words, Mercer: Bad. Dog.

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Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.

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Be a Samurai.Because you just never know what's behind the freaking sky.

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You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

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A pause followed my greeting. Then We’re watching you whispered the voice on the other end.Yeah? Did you see what I did with my keys? Silence. Then dial tone.These younger demons. So easily discouraged.

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Maxon: To be clear, no one agrees with you.America: To be clear, I don’t care.

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When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.Mussolini? Leo frowned. Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

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Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

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...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

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Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

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You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

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The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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Of course you know, this means war.

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Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood

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Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

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I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much.

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I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.

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And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face!

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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

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Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

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Mussolini? Leo frowned. Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

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Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?

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My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

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His eyebrows pulled in. You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?I vowed in front of God – and Elvis – that I wouldn’t, didn’t I?

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It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous!

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On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.

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Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

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If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

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Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

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the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

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Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.

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