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I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

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Son. Everyone dies alone. That's what it is. It's a door. It's one person wide. When you go through it, you do it alone. But it doesn't mean you've got to be alone before you go through the door. And believe me, you aren't alone on the other side.

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You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

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A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

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Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

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Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

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I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.

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But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

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It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell.

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I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

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We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

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I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

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Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

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I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.

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