Cool & famous Quotes by : J.K. Rowling

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

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• Humor

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

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• Funny

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters.I wish you all very good lives.

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• Life

That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger, said Snape coolly. Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.

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• Humor

The mistake ninety-nine percent of humanity made, as far as Fats could see, was being ashamed of what they were; lying about it, trying to be somebody else.

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• Inspirational

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

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• Humor

Have to? Of course you have to! But only because of you, Harry, won't rest until Voldemort is finished! Think now, for once, if you have never heard of the prophecy! What would you do?

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• Inspirational

The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

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• Inspirational

I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed. 'Never be ashamed,’ my ol’ dad used ter say, ‘there’s some who’ll hold it against you, but they’re not worth botherin’ with.

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• Inspirational

You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.Yeah, said Harry, but you, unlike me, are a git.

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• Humor

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!

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• Funny

Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.

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• Inspirational

Would you like a cough drop Dolores?

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• Humor

Harry, we saw Uranus up close! said Ron, still giggling feebly. Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus — ha ha ha —

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• Humor

Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me.

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• Inspirational

He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark.

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• Love

Where is Wood? said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.Still in the showers, said Fred. We think he's trying to drown himself.

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• Humor

Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?

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• Humor

What would come, would come...and you would have to meet it, when it did.

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• Life

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.

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• Humor

We can't choose our fate, but we can choose others. Be careful in knowing that.

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• Inspirational

We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.

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• Life

You must accept the reality of other people. You think that reality is up for negotiation, that we think it's whatever you say it is. You must accept that we are as real as you are; you must accept that you are not God.

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• Inspirational

I knew I could do it all this time, said Harry, Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?

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• Humor

I don't believe in the kind of magic in my books. But I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book.

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• Books

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

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• Humor

"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure? "Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow...I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.

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Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

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Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.

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• Humor

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

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• Humor