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You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

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I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

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hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

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You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

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And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face!

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My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

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• Love

Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are

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• Life

The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.

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• Love

You promised, Seaweed Brain. We would not get separated! Ever again! You’re impossible! Love you too!

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People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.

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But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

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She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

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Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

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You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

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Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

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It's okay, he said. We're together. He didn't say you're okay, or we're alive. After all they'd been through over the last year, he knew that the most important thing was that they were together. She loved him for saying that.

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• Love

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

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Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.

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Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

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What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

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Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.

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This is Annabeth, Jason said. Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.

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A wind that blows aimlessly is no good to anyone.

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• Life

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

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She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.

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• Romance

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

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Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

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That’s us, he said. Those five nuts right there.Which one is me? I asked.The little deformed one, Zoe suggested.Oh, shut up.

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She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

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