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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

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• Inspirational

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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• Life

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

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• Inspirational

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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• Humor

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

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• Life

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

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• Humor

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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• Life

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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• Wisdom

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

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• Humor

That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

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• Knowledge

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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• Inspirational

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

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• Truth