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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.

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• Writing

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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• Education

Familiarity breeds contempt and children.

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• Humor

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

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• Education

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

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• Love

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

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• Humor

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

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• Humor

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

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• Humor

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

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• Humor

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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• Inspirational

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).

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• Wisdom

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

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• Inspirational

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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• Humor