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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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• Humor

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.

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• Writing

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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• Inspirational

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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• Humor

Obscurity and a competence—that is the life that is best worth living.

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• Life

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.

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• Humor

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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• Humor

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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• Humor

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

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• Happiness

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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• Humor

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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• Humor

There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'.

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• Humor

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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• Truth

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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• Humor

When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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• Education