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His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

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"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure? "Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow...I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.

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Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

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Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.

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I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

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Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.

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Hermione turned and beamed at Harry; her eyes, too, were full of tears.‘…then I declare you bonded for life.

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So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —Don’t talk to your mother like that.

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There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

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And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

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Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

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So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.

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Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

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Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!

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Don't talk to me.Why not? Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

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