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If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

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Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.

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Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

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Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.

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Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

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Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.

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In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

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Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.

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I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

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Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

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You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

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Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

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Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

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So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?

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I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

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