HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
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