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HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

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Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

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From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

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The world isn't fair, Calvin. I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

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Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

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Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

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I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse

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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

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To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.

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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.

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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

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I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

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