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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

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• Time

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

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• Humor

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse

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• Humor

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

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To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.

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• Life

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

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• Life

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.

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• Humor

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

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• Life

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

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