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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.