Cool & famous Quotes by : Chuck Palahniuk

We just had a near-life experience!

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• Life

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

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• Love

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

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• Happiness

Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream.

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• Education

The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

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• Truth

The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.

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• Life

Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

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• Love

You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.

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• Love

Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.

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• Love

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

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• Life

Anymore, no one's mind is their own.

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• Life

Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.

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• Truth

Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism.

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• Inspirational

Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.

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• Inspirational

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.

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• Love

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

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• Humor

You can’t fool people into loving you.

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• Love

By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself.

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• Time

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

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• Humor

At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

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• Life

What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.

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• Love

The big reason why folks leave a small town,' Rant used to say, 'is so they can moon over the idea of going back. And the reason they stay put is so they can moon about getting out.'Rant meant that no one is happy, anywhere.

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• Happiness

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

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• Education

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

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• Life

It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.

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• Life

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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• Love

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

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• Life

If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

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• Humor

You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.

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• Life