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No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.

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• Love

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

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• Humor

You can’t fool people into loving you.

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• Love

By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself.

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• Time

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

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• Humor

At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

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• Life

What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.

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• Love

The big reason why folks leave a small town,' Rant used to say, 'is so they can moon over the idea of going back. And the reason they stay put is so they can moon about getting out.'Rant meant that no one is happy, anywhere.

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• Happiness

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

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• Education

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

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• Life

It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.

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• Life

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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• Love

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

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• Life

If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

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• Humor

You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.

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• Life