Most Beautiful Quotes and Sayings

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

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Could we wear spandex and blow things up?

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The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.

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• Knowledge

Most don't deserve your tears... and the ones that do will never make you cry.

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Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.

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Life itself is simple...it's just not easy.

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• Motivational

I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.

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• Humor

Set the standard! Stop expecting others to show you love, acceptance, commitment, & respect when you don't even show that to yourself.

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• Motivational

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

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Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

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• Books

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

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