Most Beautiful Quotes and Sayings

Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.

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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

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Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

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Everything not forbidden is compulsory

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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

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Ónen i-estel edain, ú-chebin estel anim.(I gave Hope to the Dúnedain, I have kept none for myself.)(Gilraen's linnod)

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I do not care so much what I am to others as I care what I am to myself.

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You only get one life. Live it to the fullest. All your miseries will be forgiven when you will be dead.

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

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Most don't deserve your tears... and the ones that do will never make you cry.

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.

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