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Lemony Snicket is the pen name of Daniel Handler, an American author, screenwriter, and musician.
* Snicket is best known for his children's book series A Series of Unfortunate Events, which has sold over 60 million copies worldwide.
* The series follows the Baudelaire orphans as they are beset by misfortune after their parents' deaths.
* Snicket is a self-described "professional mourner" and often uses dark humor to tell his stories.
* He has also written several other books for children, including The Ersatz Elevator and The Grim Grotto.
* Snicket has also written for television and film, and his work has been adapted into a movie and a Netflix series.
* He is a graduate of Wesleyan University and lives in San Francisco with his wife and son.

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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

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There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.

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Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

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If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.

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For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.

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Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

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This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

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Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

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I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.

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Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

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Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

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There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.

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A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.

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If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

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As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

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the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

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Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

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There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.

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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

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It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

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To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.

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There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

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It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

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