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Lemony Snicket is the pen name of Daniel Handler, an American author, screenwriter, and musician.
* Snicket is best known for his children's book series A Series of Unfortunate Events, which has sold over 60 million copies worldwide.
* The series follows the Baudelaire orphans as they are beset by misfortune after their parents' deaths.
* Snicket is a self-described "professional mourner" and often uses dark humor to tell his stories.
* He has also written several other books for children, including The Ersatz Elevator and The Grim Grotto.
* Snicket has also written for television and film, and his work has been adapted into a movie and a Netflix series.
* He is a graduate of Wesleyan University and lives in San Francisco with his wife and son.

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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

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Funny

There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.

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Humor

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

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Truth

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

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Humor

If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.

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Humor

For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.

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Love

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

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Humor

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

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Humor

Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

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Inspirational

I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.

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Hope

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

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Humor

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

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Hope

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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Humor

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

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Humor

There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.

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Books

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