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Lemony Snicket is the pen name of Daniel Handler, an American author, screenwriter, and musician.
* Snicket is best known for his children's book series A Series of Unfortunate Events, which has sold over 60 million copies worldwide.
* The series follows the Baudelaire orphans as they are beset by misfortune after their parents' deaths.
* Snicket is a self-described "professional mourner" and often uses dark humor to tell his stories.
* He has also written several other books for children, including The Ersatz Elevator and The Grim Grotto.
* Snicket has also written for television and film, and his work has been adapted into a movie and a Netflix series.
* He is a graduate of Wesleyan University and lives in San Francisco with his wife and son.

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A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.

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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

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As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

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the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

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Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

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There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.

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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

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It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

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To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.

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There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

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It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

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