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At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.

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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

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All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

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Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

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A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.

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If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

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Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

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I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

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Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?

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I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

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