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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

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At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.

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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

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For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.

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After a long, labored sigh, I said, She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.You do have that effect on people.

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I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT

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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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