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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
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Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Charley Davidson series of paranormal romantic thrillers and a young adult series called The Darklight Trilogy. She lives in New Mexico.
Jones was born in Friona, Texas, in 1965. She graduated from the University of New Mexico with a degree in Sign Language Interpreting. After graduation, she worked as a teacher and interpreter.
Jones began writing her first novel, First Grave on the Right, in 2005. The novel was published in 2009 and won the Golden Heart Award for Best Paranormal Romance from Romance Writers of America.
Jones has since published 17 novels in the Charley Davidson series. The series has been praised for its humor, suspense, and strong female characters.
Jones is also the author of the Darklight Trilogy, a young adult series about a group of teenagers who fight against evil forces.
Jones is a popular author with a large fan base. She is known for her witty writing and her ability to create compelling characters.
Jones was born in Friona, Texas, in 1965. She graduated from the University of New Mexico with a degree in Sign Language Interpreting. After graduation, she worked as a teacher and interpreter.
Jones began writing her first novel, First Grave on the Right, in 2005. The novel was published in 2009 and won the Golden Heart Award for Best Paranormal Romance from Romance Writers of America.
Jones has since published 17 novels in the Charley Davidson series. The series has been praised for its humor, suspense, and strong female characters.
Jones is also the author of the Darklight Trilogy, a young adult series about a group of teenagers who fight against evil forces.
Jones is a popular author with a large fan base. She is known for her witty writing and her ability to create compelling characters.
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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
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I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.
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After a long, labored sigh, I said, She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.You do have that effect on people.
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For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
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At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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