Quote - At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep...

Quote At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep...

“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.” - Darynda Jones



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Knowledge is a treasure, but practice is the key to it.

Knowledge is a treasure, but practice is the key to it.

Lao Tzu

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Lao Tzu

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes.

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes.

Lauren Oliver

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Don't be afraid of failure. This is the way to succeed.

Don't be afraid of failure. This is the way to succeed.

LeBron James

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : There is no greatness where there is not simplicity, goodness, and truth.

There is no greatness where there is not simplicity, goodness, and truth.

Leo Tolstoy

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

Leonardo da Vinci