Quote At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep...

“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.” - Darynda Jones



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Knowing others is intelligence;knowing yourself is true wisdom.Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

Knowing others is intelligence;knowing yourself is true wisdom.Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

Lao Tzu

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.

Mario Andretti

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

Maurice Switzer

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

Milton Berle

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.

Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.

Oscar Wilde

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You do not write your life with words...You write it with actions. What you think is not important. It is only important what you do.

You do not write your life with words...You write it with actions. What you think is not important. It is only important what you do.

Patrick Ness