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“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.” - Darynda Jones



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

Wayne W. Dyer

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.

Will Durant

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have.

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have.

Abraham Lincoln

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

Ernest Hemingway

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection.

The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection.

George Orwell

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : There is no greatness where there is not simplicity, goodness, and truth.

There is no greatness where there is not simplicity, goodness, and truth.

Leo Tolstoy