Quote At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep...

“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.” - Darynda Jones



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom.

Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom.

Elizabeth Gaskell

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Think before you speak. Read before you think.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

Fran Lebowitz

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Francis Bacon

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself.

You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself.

Galileo Galilei

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

John Lennon

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Knowing others is intelligence;knowing yourself is true wisdom.Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

Knowing others is intelligence;knowing yourself is true wisdom.Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

Lao Tzu