Quote At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep...

“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.” - Darynda Jones



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : A goal properly set is halfway reached.

A goal properly set is halfway reached.

Zig Ziglar

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : To win big, you sometimes have to take big risks.

To win big, you sometimes have to take big risks.

Bill Gates

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Betray a friend, and you'll often find you have ruined yourself.

Betray a friend, and you'll often find you have ruined yourself.

Aesop

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Life is not always perfect. Like a road, it has many bends, ups and down, but that’s its beauty.

Life is not always perfect. Like a road, it has many bends, ups and down, but that’s its beauty.

Amit Ray

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Mind is a flexible mirror, adjust it, to see a better world.

Mind is a flexible mirror, adjust it, to see a better world.

Amit Ray

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Just because things hadn't gone the way I had planned didn't necessarily mean they had gone wrong.

Just because things hadn't gone the way I had planned didn't necessarily mean they had gone wrong.

Ann Patchett