God helps those who strut their stuff.
Dan Sofer
An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
Albert Einstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
George Lucas
I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner
Lisa Kleypas
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.
Melissa de la Cruz
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Narcotics Anonymous
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.
Alex Gaskarth
Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.
Graham Parke
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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