Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

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• Humor

God helps those who strut their stuff.

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• Motivational

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

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• Humor

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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• Humor

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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• Humor

I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner

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• Humor

I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.

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• Humor

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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• Humor

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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• Humor

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

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• Humor

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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• Humor

Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.

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• Humor

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

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• Funny