An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
God helps those who strut their stuff.
I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.
Melissa de la Cruz
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.
Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.
I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.
I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner
Could we wear spandex and blow things up?
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Rita Mae Brown
When God made man she was practicing.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.
Everything not forbidden is compulsory
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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