Quotes and sayings about tag  #humor

Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

1,286 Quotes

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

Albert Einstein

God helps those who strut their stuff.

Dan Sofer

I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.

Melissa de la Cruz

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.

Alex Gaskarth

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Dick Francis

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Francis Bacon

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

George Carlin

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

George Lucas

Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.

Graham Parke

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

J.K. Rowling

The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

John Green

I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.

John Green

I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner

Lisa Kleypas

Could we wear spandex and blow things up?

Lisa Mantchev

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Oscar Levant

I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

Rick Riordan

hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

Rick Riordan

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

Rick Riordan

Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Rita Davenport

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Rita Mae Brown

When God made man she was practicing.

Rita Mae Brown

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

Rita Mae Brown

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

Sophie Kinsella

Everything not forbidden is compulsory

T.H. White

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

W.C. Fields

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

A.A. Milne

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

A.A. Milne

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

A.A. Milne

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Abraham Lincoln

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