Cool & Famous Quotes - Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Quotes and sayings about tag  humor


An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

Albert Einstein

God helps those who strut their stuff.

Dan Sofer

I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.

Melissa de la Cruz

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

W.C. Fields

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

A.A. Milne

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

A.A. Milne

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

A.A. Milne

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Abraham Lincoln

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

Abraham Lincoln

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