An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
God helps those who strut their stuff.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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