Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Could we wear spandex and blow things up?

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Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.

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I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

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hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

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You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

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When God made man she was practicing.

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

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Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

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You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

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