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I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

Dave Barry

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

Dave Barry

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.

Dave Barry

Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Rita Davenport

Everything not forbidden is compulsory

T.H. White

inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

W.C. Fields

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Dick Francis

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

Ellen DeGeneres

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Garrison Keillor

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

George Carlin

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

Greg Behrendt

inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Isaac Asimov

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

J.K. Rowling

The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

John Green

I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.

John Green

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