Garrison Keillor Welcome to our collection of popular quotes by

7 Quotes and sayings

Garrison Keillor is an American author, humorist, and radio personality.
* He was born in Anoka, Minnesota in 1942.
* He graduated from the University of Minnesota in 1966.
* He began his radio career in 1969 at Minnesota Public Radio.
* He created and hosted the popular variety show A Prairie Home Companion from 1974 to 2016.
* He has written several books, including Lake Wobegon Days and Leaving Home.
* He has won numerous awards, including the Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album.
* He is a member of the Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party.
* He is 80 years old.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

2 Like
Humor

Garrison Keillor

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

1 Like
Humor

Garrison Keillor

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

1 Like
Humor

Garrison Keillor

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.