Quote It is a well-documented fact that guys will not...

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

Abraham Lincoln

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The best way to predict your future is to create it.

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

Abraham Lincoln

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

Albert Camus

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Albert Einstein

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.

Allen Saunders