Quote It is a well-documented fact that guys will not...

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The surest way to make your dreams come true is to live them.

The surest way to make your dreams come true is to live them.

Roy T. Bennett

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.

Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.

Roy T. Bennett

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Do what you love, love what you do, and with all your heart give yourself to it.

Do what you love, love what you do, and with all your heart give yourself to it.

Roy T. Bennett

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Maturity is when you stop complaining and making excuses, and start making changes.

Maturity is when you stop complaining and making excuses, and start making changes.

Roy T. Bennett

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely.

Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely.

Roy T. Bennett

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise.

Circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise.

Samuel Lover