Quotes and sayings about tag  men

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

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• Humor

After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.

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• Love

Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.

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• Relationships

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

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• Humor

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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• Relationships

It's good to let God pick a man for you. We don't do so well when we pick them ourselves. They end up lipsticks in a drawer, all those wrong colors you thought looked so good in the package.

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• Love

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

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• Love

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

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• Humor

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

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• Humor

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

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• Humor

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

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• Truth

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother

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• Humor

A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.'Quite often men are fools.

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• Romance

All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.

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• Love

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

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• Truth