Quotes and sayings about tag  men

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

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After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.

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Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.

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Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

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It's good to let God pick a man for you. We don't do so well when we pick them ourselves. They end up lipsticks in a drawer, all those wrong colors you thought looked so good in the package.

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

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It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

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You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable.

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Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother

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