Quotes and sayings about tag  men

After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.

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• Love

Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.

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• Relationships

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

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• Humor

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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• Relationships

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

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• Humor

It's good to let God pick a man for you. We don't do so well when we pick them ourselves. They end up lipsticks in a drawer, all those wrong colors you thought looked so good in the package.

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• Love

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

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• Love

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

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• Humor

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

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• Humor

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

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• Humor

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

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• Truth

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother

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• Humor

A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.'Quite often men are fools.

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• Romance

All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.

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• Love

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

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• Truth

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

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• Humor

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

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• Relationships

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

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• Love

Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

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• Love

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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• Relationships

Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves.

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• Relationships

Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything.

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• Books

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

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• Humor

Men build too many walls and not enough bridges.

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• Love

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

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• Life

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

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• Relationships

You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable.

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• Love

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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• Humor

I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.

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• Love

I think when men hear that women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anywhere. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life.

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• Relationships