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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

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We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

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It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

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It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.Opal tapped this into her notepad.Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

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Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

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Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

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Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

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Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

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Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

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