Quotes on “men”

Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

It's good to let God pick a man for you. We don't do so well when we pick them ourselves. They end up lipsticks in a drawer, all those wrong colors you thought looked so good in the package.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.