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A collection of quotations filed under babies.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get. It's really not even fair to everyone else.
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
