Johnny Depp

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.

I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.