Cool & famous Quotes by : Ellen DeGeneres

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

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• Funny

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

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• Humor

True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.

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• Inspirational

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

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• Inspirational

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

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• Humor

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

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• Success

The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.

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• Happiness

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

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• Life

One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

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• Humor

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

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• Funny

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

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• Humor

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

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• Funny

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.

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• Writing

It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.

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• Success

Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.

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• Life

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

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• Truth

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

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• Inspirational

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

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• Humor

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

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• Humor