Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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• Inspirational

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

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• Humor

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

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• Humor

When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.

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• Humor

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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• Humor

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.

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• Humor

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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• Humor

You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff.

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• Humor

"Poirot," I said. I have been thinking.An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.

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• Humor

I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.

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• Humor

I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.

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• Humor

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

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• Humor

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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• Humor

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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• Humor

Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots

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• Humor