I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.
D.J. MacHale
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
"Poirot," I said. I have been thinking.An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.
Agatha Christie
Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.
E.B. White
She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back. That’s my girl.
Emma Chase
I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.
Alan Bradley
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.
Flannery O'Connor
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots
Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.
Alexandra Potter
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