The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock
Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.
Flannery O'Connor
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.
G.K. Chesterton
I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.
Ally Carter
You don't need a search warrant to go through someone's trash. Seriously. Once it hits the curb it is totally fair game-you an look it up.
She'd absolutely adored the library_an entire building where anyone could take things they didn't own and feel no remorse about it.
Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.
But there is in everything a reasonable division of labour. I have written the book, and nothing on earth would induce me to read it.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Ambrose Bierce
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.
Graham Parke
I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.
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