Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

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An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

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If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.

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Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?— Riley Poole

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The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

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Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.

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Down with tyranny!' Bramble cried. 'Aristocracy! Autocracy! Monocracy! Other ocracy things! You are outnumbered, sir! Surrender!

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People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and scary and so fluffy, how could anyone resist hugging one just to feel all that fur?Ignore the fluffy, she muttered. Remember the part about big and scary.

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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

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You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow? I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.

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If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.

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I hate patience. Slows everything down.

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In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.

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I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to

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