Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,You have to go places quite out of the way,You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.

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Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy.

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• Humor

Look at me!Look at me!Look at me NOW!It is fun to have funBut you have to know how.

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• Humor

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

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• Humor

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

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• Life

If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.

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• Humor

A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul

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• Humor

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?— Riley Poole

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• Humor

Far be it from me to keep a woman from her book. That could become dangerous.

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• Books

People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and scary and so fluffy, how could anyone resist hugging one just to feel all that fur?Ignore the fluffy, she muttered. Remember the part about big and scary.

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• Humor

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

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• Inspirational

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

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• Humor

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow? I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.

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• Humor

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

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• Life

If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.

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• Inspirational