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A collection of quotations filed under humour.
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. Have you thought of going into teaching?
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t
I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...
I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.
My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
