Quotes and sayings about tag  humour

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

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• Inspirational

Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.

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• Life

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

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• Funny

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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• Love

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

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• Wisdom

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

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• Romance

Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn't.

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• Love

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

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• Truth

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

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• Funny

You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.

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• Life

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

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• Truth

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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• Funny

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

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• Funny

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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• Humor

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

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• Humor