Quotes on “humour”

Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.

I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.