I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.
E.A. Bucchianeri
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
Eoin Colfer
I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Friedrich Nietzsche
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
George Saunders
I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.
Gustave Flaubert
People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.
Haruki Murakami
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
Honoré de Balzac
Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.
Jasper Fforde
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
Johnny Depp
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.
Joss Whedon
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