Quotes and sayings about tag  humour

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

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• Inspirational

Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.

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• Life

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

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• Funny

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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• Love

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

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• Wisdom

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

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• Romance

Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn't.

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• Love

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

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• Truth

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

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• Funny

You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.

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• Life

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

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• Truth

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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• Funny

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

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• Funny

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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• Humor

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

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• Humor

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

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• Humor

My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

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• Funny

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

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• Humor

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...

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• Inspirational

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

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• Love

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

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• Happiness

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

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• Wisdom

This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

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• Funny

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

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• Funny

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. Have you thought of going into teaching?

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• Humor

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

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• Inspirational

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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• Life