I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams
I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
Stephanie Lennox
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.
E.A. Bucchianeri
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
Eoin Colfer
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
George Saunders
I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.
Gustave Flaubert
People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.
Haruki Murakami
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
Honoré de Balzac
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
Johnny Depp
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.
Joss Whedon
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