Quotes and sayings about tag  humour

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

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• Humor

My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

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• Funny

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

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• Humor

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...

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• Inspirational

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

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• Love

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

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• Happiness

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

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• Wisdom

This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

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• Funny

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

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• Funny

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. Have you thought of going into teaching?

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• Humor

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

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• Inspirational

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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• Life