Cool & famous Quotes by : Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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