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“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” - Rodney Dangerfield



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Life is about making an impact, not making an income.

Life is about making an impact, not making an income.

Kevin Kruse

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.

Charles R. Swindoll

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Your problem isn’t the problem. Your reaction is the problem.

Your problem isn’t the problem. Your reaction is the problem.

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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Limit your ‘always’ and your ‘nevers.’

Limit your ‘always’ and your ‘nevers.’

Amy Poehler

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Strive for progress not perfection.

Strive for progress not perfection.

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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Don’t call it a dream. Call it a plan.

Don’t call it a dream. Call it a plan.

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