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“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” - Rodney Dangerfield



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You carry the passport to your own happiness.

You carry the passport to your own happiness.

Diane Von Furstenberg

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Resilience is when you address uncertainty with flexibility.

Resilience is when you address uncertainty with flexibility.

Anonymous

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The best way out is always through.

The best way out is always through.

Robert Frost

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it by use.

Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it by use.

Ruth Gordo

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : No one changes the world who isn’t obsessed.

No one changes the world who isn’t obsessed.

Billie Jean King

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : When I believe in something, I’m like a dog with a bone.

When I believe in something, I’m like a dog with a bone.

Melissa McCarthy