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“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” - Rodney Dangerfield

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It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.

A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.

What is real and what is not is for your heart to decide and for your heart to know.

In our time together, you claimed a special place in my heart, one I'll carry with me forever and that no one can ever replace.

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.