George Bernard Shaw Cool & famous Quotes by

What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.

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• Love

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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• Humor

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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• Humor

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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• Truth

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

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• Humor

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

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• Inspirational

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

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• Life

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

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• Humor

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

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• Love

You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.

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• Knowledge

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.

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• Life

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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• Humor

Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it....

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• Humor

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

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• Humor

You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?

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• Inspirational

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.

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• Books

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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• Humor

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.

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• Inspirational

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

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• Life

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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• Humor

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.

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• Books

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

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• Humor

In heaven an angel is no one in particular.

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• Life