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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.
There is always time for another last minute
The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.
A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.
Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.
...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.
If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.