Cool & Famous Quotes - The most beautiful and famous quotes and sayings by Jon Stewart

Cool & famous Quotes by : Jon Stewart

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

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Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

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By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

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If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

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