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Jon Stewart was born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz on November 28, 1962, in New York City.
* He graduated from the College of William & Mary in 1984 with a degree in psychology.
* Stewart began his career as a stand-up comedian in the early 1990s.
* In 1999, he became the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program on Comedy Central.
* Stewart hosted The Daily Show for 16 years and won 22 Primetime Emmy Awards for his work.
* He is also known for his work as an advocate for veterans' rights.
* In 2015, Stewart left The Daily Show and was replaced by Trevor Noah.
* In 2021, Stewart launched a new show on Apple TV+ called The Problem with Jon Stewart.
* Stewart is married to Tracey McShane and they have two children.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Jon Stewart

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

Jon Stewart

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

Jon Stewart

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

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By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Jon Stewart

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

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