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“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” - Jon Stewart



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The only guarantee for failure is to stop trying

The only guarantee for failure is to stop trying

John C. Maxwell

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

Joyce Brothers

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Don't be afraid of failure. This is the way to succeed.

Don't be afraid of failure. This is the way to succeed.

LeBron James

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

Leonardo da Vinci

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Success means we go to sleep at night knowing that our talents and ablities were used in a way that served others.

Success means we go to sleep at night knowing that our talents and ablities were used in a way that served others.

Marianne Williamson

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way

If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way

Martin Luther King Jr.