Quotes and sayings about tag  #absurd

Quotes and sayings about tag  absurd

15 Quotes

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Garrison Keillor

Everything not forbidden is compulsory

T.H. White

Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.

Albert Camus

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.?

Dora J. Arod

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart

Beauty is a whore, I like money better.

Michael Cunningham

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Niels Bohr

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Steven Wright

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

Steven Wright

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

William Goldman

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Woody Allen

"No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon? "What?" Oh, you'd like something simpler?

Terry Pratchett

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Woody Allen

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

Woody Allen

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

Woody Allen

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