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“"No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon? "What?" Oh, you'd like something simpler?” - Terry Pratchett



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

Catherine Gilbert Murdock

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : We have to recognise that there cannot be relationships unless there is commitment, unless there is loyalty, unless there is love, patience, persistence.

We have to recognise that there cannot be relationships unless there is commitment, unless there is loyalty, unless there is love, patience, persistence.

Cornel West

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures bristling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity.

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures bristling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity.

Dale Carnegie

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Our wounds are often the openings into the best and most beautiful part of us.

Our wounds are often the openings into the best and most beautiful part of us.

David Richo

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.

When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.

Deepak Chopra

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.

When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.

Donald Miller