Quote - "No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to...

Quote "No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to...

“"No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon? "What?" Oh, you'd like something simpler?” - Terry Pratchett



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The best way to get things done is to simply begin.

The best way to get things done is to simply begin.

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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Strive for progress not perfection.

Strive for progress not perfection.

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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Don’t call it a dream. Call it a plan.

Don’t call it a dream. Call it a plan.

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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Get up. Clear your desk. Tie your hair, and just start.

Get up. Clear your desk. Tie your hair, and just start.

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Find a way, not an excuse.

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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit.

If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit.

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