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Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother

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There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.

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To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.

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I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist

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People are the most difficult thing in the world to change

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I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

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There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.

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Sometimes what we want isn't what we need.

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How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in us and begins to control us. Sigh. I hate feeling afraid, and I hate, hate, HATE feeling out of control.

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Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.

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