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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple. Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.
I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.
The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.