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You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!
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You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!
I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.
When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.
This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.
I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)
I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom