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Stephen Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. He is best known for hosting the satirical Comedy Central program The Colbert Report from 2005 to 2014 and the CBS talk program The Late Show with Stephen Colbert since September 2015.

Colbert was born in Washington, D.C., on May 13, 1964. He graduated from Northwestern University with a degree in theater in 1986. After college, he worked as a writer and performer for The Second City comedy troupe in Chicago. In 1997, he joined the cast of The Daily Show, where he worked as a correspondent and writer for eight years.

In 2005, Colbert launched The Colbert Report, a satirical news program in which he played a conservative commentator named Stephen Colbert. The show was a critical and commercial success, and Colbert won three Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Variety Series. In 2015, Colbert succeeded David Letterman as the host of The Late Show.

Colbert is a popular and respected figure in the entertainment industry. He has won numerous awards for his work, including four Primetime Emmy Awards, two Grammy Awards, and a Peabody Award. He is also a best-selling author, having written two books: I Am America (And So Can You!) and America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't.

Colbert is known for his sharp wit and his ability to skewer both liberals and conservatives. He is also a passionate advocate for social justice and equality. He is a role model for many young people, and he continues to be one of the most influential voices in American culture.

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

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Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

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Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

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Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

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All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

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If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

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Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

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